Happy New Year!

Sorry for the lack of posts because of the hectic holiday season. So, let's start the new year off with a funny:

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88 Minutes

Pacino's phoned-in
performance fails. Was this
straight to DVD?

WALL-E

Trash compactors have
never been this cute. I smile
when I hear, "Eeev-aaah!"

Atonement

McAvoy alert!!
Love, war, betrayal — give me
more library sex!

Beverly Hills, 90210 - Season 6

Dylan loses wife;
best worst-acted scene evah!
"Noooooooo! Look what they did!!!!!"

I Am Legend

I figured it would
be pretty damn depressing.
And hey! I was right!

The Fantastic Four

Silly but harmless
-- except for Alba's hair, which
will give you nightmares.

Becoming Jane

I couldn't quite see
the appeal of McAvoy
until I watched this.

Center Stage

Engrossing tale of
kids with big dance dreams. Makes me
mourn my two left feet.

Dan in Real Life

Bookstore meeting spawns
weird love triangle. Funny
shower scene to boot!

Blood & Chocolate

Wolf girl loves "meat boy";
cinematographer loves
his blue lens filter.

Kung Fu Panda

We get the humor
of Jack Black but no scenes in
his underwear. Yay!

Juno

Knocked-up teen finds that
things aren't always as they seem.
Damn, is it funny!

27 Dresses

Ugly dresses and
an article gone wrong make
a cute love story.

Thirteen

When I was thirteen,
my biggest problem was which
skinny tie to wear.

The X-Files: Season 8

Fox has been replaced
by T-1000. Dana
wants to believe now.

Netflix HaiQueues Are Back!

Many of our Too Pretty For Math readers will probably remember our Netflix HaiQueue section of the blog. Well, we have been talking, and we miss writing our HaiQueues. And hopefully y'all missed reading them too. So, sit back and enjoy. We have lots of new HaiQueue Reviews to add, especially with the recent "Watch Instantly" feature. More movies means more yay!

What does your queue look like?